Where the random Collide





i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

  • Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
  • Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe

How much are we talking here


How much are we talking here

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me sexting

  • boy: what u wearin? ;)
  • me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots




"an online test is the same as a medical diagnosis"

you heard them. get all of your diagnoses from quizilla

update: i just received some grim news……. i’ve been diagnosed as ichigo kurosaki

fuck i’m hilarious



Sheen Estevez, Ace Attorney

this post just made me realize he’s named after charlie sheen/emilio estevez


in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you




Girl Maces Dude For Being Rude (by RuthlessTelevison)

"Signed, sealed, delivered! "

There’s probably a conversation to be had here about white men and their belief that their needs and wants are more important than everyone else’s (in this particular case Black women) and white men not taking the anger of Black women seriously.